While driving in the car...
Me- "Jack did you know that Jesus died for your sins?"
Jack- "School buses help people! Yep. School buses help people."
Me- here we go again... "do you remember what sin is? It's when we do something naughty. Yelling at mommy would be a sin."
Jack- "Cars run over people. A long time ago I died when I was in trouble. They took me to the doctor and put a band aid on it."
Me- Huh? Nevermind...
10 minutes later...
Jack- "Walter (an airplane from one of his movies) will take me and Jesus to Texas."